tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58198272023-11-15T15:13:57.046+02:00The HolyMan ProjectI'm still thinking about what to do with this........any ideas?Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-59691485306163124222009-01-19T01:51:00.001+02:002009-01-19T14:29:57.826+02:00SMS from +27790631051 ( 079 063 1051) - Wounds That Can't Be SeenHi All,I received the weirdest SMS last night. It came from a Vodacom number (079 063 1051) and went something like this:"richard, wounds that cant be seen are more painful than those that can be seen and cured by a doctor, to humiliate another person is to make him suffer an unnecessarily cruel fate." Now, I would simply have deleted it and thought nothing of it, but Sue got exactly the same Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-12093372461019387442008-11-27T08:53:00.000+02:002008-11-27T08:54:06.263+02:00A History Of Thanksgiving :: A Comical Look At ThanksgivingA History of Thanksgiving1492 - Christopher Columbus discovers America, unless you count the native peoples already living there. Columbus doesn't. Columbus and crew celebrate by holding a dinner, giving thanks for their safe arrival. Embarrassment ensues when every Indian brings maize, and nobody brings pumpkin pie.1620 - Pilgrim men invent sport of football to avoid helping clean up after Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-27906542121753854962008-11-04T09:15:00.001+02:002008-11-12T09:39:06.308+02:00Matric Dresses - How Old Matric Dresses Saved The YearBy Kanina Foss (Story originally from www.iol.co.za)A simple idea has turned a stressful situation into a fairytale for 18 schoolgirls from Soweto who were facing their matric dances without enough money to buy dresses.Fairy godmother Michelle Lissoos was approached by a cleaner at her company who told her she couldn't afford to make her daughter's big night as special as she deserved.Lissoos, Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-44702525217253331782008-10-20T13:31:00.000+02:002008-10-20T13:32:47.465+02:00Top 10 Differences Between Cats & DogsDogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you.Dogs will let you give them a bath without taking out a contract on your life.Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.Dogs will play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats will Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-78861436160949480892008-10-20T12:13:00.000+02:002008-10-20T12:15:01.410+02:00Cat QuotesCat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs and patronizes human beings. - Oliver HerfordSome people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. - Lillian JohnsonCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose. - Garrison KeillorIf cats could talk, they would lie to you. - Rob KopackThe cat could very well be Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-40258127797625844052008-10-13T11:26:00.000+02:002008-10-13T11:27:37.379+02:00Legal vs MoralThis article was taken from news24.co.za. Credit paid where credit is due!!!!!!13/10/2008 09:07 - (SA)Colleen FiggEveryone knows the small print on service contracts is a means for the supplying company to wriggle out of certain obligations in the event of something going wrong.Once you've passed the legal majority, signed your first contract and had a run-in when you have tried to cancel it Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-53449153401248077482008-10-13T05:52:00.000+02:002008-10-13T05:53:49.434+02:00Strange Statements Made During Job Interviews"Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct.""I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.""I never get hungry.""I know who is responsible for most of my troubles.""If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.""I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.""My legs are really hairy.""I think I'm going to throw-up.""At times I have the strong urge to do Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-26663404708830492762008-10-08T06:03:00.000+02:002008-10-08T06:05:33.744+02:00You might be in Education ifYou believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find humor in other people's stupidity.You believe "shallow gene pool" should have it's own box on the report card.When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child you do not know and correct their behavior.When you mention "vegetables" you're not talking about a food group.You think people should be Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-39959752476339099982008-10-08T05:59:00.000+02:002008-10-08T06:00:34.641+02:00Strange Celebrity QuotesYou can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat. - Mike TysonThe one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline KennedyThere is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl. - Joan RiversI'd rather be dead than singing "Satisfaction" when I'm forty-five. - Mick JaggerIt's Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-76322349463413839692008-09-04T07:57:00.002+02:002008-10-08T06:02:39.629+02:00Insults With ClassInsults With Class!"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." -- Winston Churchill"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" -- Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-28917909345020433562008-09-01T08:51:00.001+02:002008-10-31T14:44:22.804+02:00Answers on the SAT's - Monday Morning FunniesActual SAT Test Answers in ArkansasS.A.T. TEST QUESTIONSThe following questions and answers were actually collected from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16-year-old students! (Don't laugh too hard----one of these kids may be the US President someday.)Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-56789459357946746812007-03-28T11:30:00.003+02:002009-01-21T13:57:56.745+02:00Land Rover Midrand :: The Response From Land Rover Midrand About NNS 682 GPIf you are reading this, it's a saga of epic proportions. My Landy (Story Here) was an absolute lemon. After several discussions and meetings, this was the last I heard from Land Rover Midrand.If you want the story behind the story, click here.This was the response I got.Good Morning RichardThank you for your letter dated the 19th March 2007. We acknowledge the content and wish to apologize for Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-82019475374872651042007-03-28T10:47:00.001+02:002008-10-08T06:03:24.261+02:00Land Rover Discovery Problems - NNS682GP - DO NOT BUY This Land Rover DiscoveryWell, for those of you that know me have, undoubtedly heard of my Land Rover Discovery saga. I've had massive and monumental issues with this Discovery. My story is below. If you feel you want to contribute, please leave a comment.This is a letter I send to Land Rover Midrand after the 10th time the vehicle had been their for repairs.Dear Marius,Further to our discussion on Tuesday 13th March Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1154008882956557012006-07-27T15:54:00.002+02:002008-10-31T14:44:55.976+02:00The Point Of MarriageThis little post was given to me by the most wonderful woman. Thought I'd reproduce it and share!!!! It's by Ranier Maria Rilke (from Letters)"The point of marriage is not to create a quick commonality by tearing down all boundaries; on the contrary, a good marriage is one on which each partner appoints the other to be the guardian of their solitude, and thus they show each other the greeatest Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1147072927916754392006-05-08T09:21:00.001+02:002008-10-31T14:49:37.339+02:00A Little About MeOK.... So it's been a while....... I've not had too much to say, but now, some things have changed... Some have gotten better and some have stayed the same.....31 October 2008 - Time for an updateHere we go... in point form:I'm 39 (Big FOUR OHHHHH in Dec), (42 In December now!!!!!)I'm divorced, (Still divorced......)Two amazing kids (Mika & Michaela - both 6) (Kids are 9 now and about to go Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141979941540906172006-03-10T10:35:00.001+02:002008-10-07T12:38:29.136+02:00100 Things You Need To Know About Women100 things you need to know about women. From Maxim Online, which means at least 40% of the list is sexist, 40% of it you should already know unless you're a 40-year old virgin, and the remaining 20% will teach you something. 94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean. 89. A girl would prefer to Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141990043345955132006-03-10T01:23:00.001+02:002009-01-15T13:30:46.129+02:00Nudist Kids - Nudist Beaches & KidsHave a look at my other blogs while you are here:
Organic Gardening
Camping Gear
Home Made Soap
Fly Fishing
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Nude Beach
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.
She told her son, "The Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141819804297275422006-03-08T14:09:00.000+02:002006-03-08T14:13:42.493+02:00A Great HTML Error PageAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141736987085008922006-03-07T15:09:00.000+02:002006-03-07T15:11:59.176+02:00Google lets slip talk of online storage service - Yahoo! NewsGoogle lets slip talk of online storage service - Yahoo! NewsGoogle Inc. is preparing to offer online storage to Web users, creating a mirror image of data stored on consumer hard drives, according to company documents that were mistakenly released on the Web.The existence of the previously rumored GDrive online storage service surfaced after a blogger discovered apparent notes in a slide Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141657055176579632006-03-06T16:53:00.000+02:002006-03-06T16:57:43.290+02:00RetrosexualsPlease allow me to vent. I have had it! I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more! Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual -- bogus definitions have taken Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141655120736747462006-03-06T16:25:00.000+02:002006-03-06T16:25:30.240+02:00Translating What Women SayWhat they say VS. What they mean........ Fine - This is the word ladies use at the end of any argument that they feelthey are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine todescribe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of thosearguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141654736428760382006-03-06T15:59:00.000+02:002006-03-06T16:19:47.390+02:00Translating What Men SayThe Man Translator: (What he says and what he means) I really get into talking about my feelings...I'll talk about feelings if it gets me into your pants. I go out with my buddies at least once a week...I'm dating other women. I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now...wanna do it? I still really value you as a friend...I still want you for booty calls. My careerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1141653539788019902006-03-06T15:58:00.001+02:002008-11-06T12:00:22.200+02:00Joke - Three Little PigsOne day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.She read, "...and so the pig went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said,"Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?"The teacher paused then askedAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1140679064567008202006-02-23T09:13:00.000+02:002006-02-23T11:54:22.806+02:00I've Got A Secret....... Well Had.......***Copy this entire list into your blog.Colour everything about you that is true. Leave plain anything that is false about you.I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.I have blindfolded someone else during sex.I have had sex while watching porn.I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.I sleep better after sex.There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.The bed is Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5819827.post-1140678413979983922006-02-23T09:04:00.000+02:002006-02-23T09:06:54.166+02:00Getting The Lowdown On BloggingOK, so I've been bloging (in various locations) for a while now....... most blog communities have special days (Funnies Thursday, etc, etc, etc)Here on BlogSpot, I've found: Whiney Wednesdays Half Nekked Thursdays (HNT) Fucking Fantastic Fridays (FFF) Anyone know what the other 4 days are?RAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15485465530117346963noreply@blogger.com0