A Little About Me

OK.... So it's been a while....... I've not had too much to say, but now, some things have changed... Some have gotten better and some have stayed the same.....

31 October 2008 - Time for an update

Here we go... in point form:

• I'm 39 (Big FOUR OHHHHH in Dec), (42 In December now!!!!!)
  
• I'm divorced, (Still divorced......)
  
• Two amazing kids (Mika & Michaela - both 6) (Kids are 9 now and about to go to Grade 4)
  
• Typical South African male - enjoy the outdoors & a great braai (Barbeque for all of you from across the pond) (Yup... no changes here)
  
• Born in Leeds (UK)
• Moved to SA when I was 3
• Have 2 sisters (Nicola & Tina)
• Grew up in Boksburg (Someone has to)
• Live in Midrand
• Drive a Landy Disco (Canned the Disco - Land Rover spent R 120K on the damn thing in a year..... Now drive a Nissan Pathfinder)
  
• Mom & Dad are retired (Think it's the busiest they have ever been)
• Work in the Internet industry (Work in the telecommunications industry)
  

OK...... If I get the urge... or someone asks really nicely, I'll post some more....

Cheers

R

100 Things You Need To Know About Women

100 things you need to know about women. From Maxim Online, which means at least 40% of the list is sexist, 40% of it you should already know unless you're a 40-year old virgin, and the remaining 20% will teach you something.

• 94. Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean.
• 89. A girl would prefer to get a $100 gift from Tiffany & Co. than a $500 gift from Fortunoff. Why? Because her friends will ask where she got it.
• 82. What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.
• 75. Women who are obsessed with their dogs also like to keep their men on a short leash.
• 73. Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.
• 72. During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice
• 70. Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
• 67. Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you’ll be “friended.”
• 66. They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
• 57. Most women think they’re better drivers than they are. Don’t point this out while she’s at the wheel or she’ll freak and crash.
• 52. Despite always complimenting another woman’s short haircut, she secretly celebrates having one less competitor, since men prefer long hair.
• 46. Women want to talk dirty, but they’re afraid you won’t respect them in the morning. Reassure her that letting go in bed doesn’t make her less classy and she’ll probably go wild. Jäger helps.
• 41. If she suddenly cuts her hair short, it might mean she no longer cares what you think of her. But that doesn’t mean she doesn’t care about someone else’s opinion.
• 30. “Don’t caress our faces while we’re kissing, unless you really, really, really like us.”—Rachel, 21
• 23. Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you’ll see it more often.
• 2. Buying a present for your girl? She’ll hate it (and you) if she finds out you took along another woman to help pick it out.

Full List

Nudist Kids - Nudist Beaches & Kids

Have a look at my other blogs while you are here:

• Organic Gardening 
• Camping Gear 
• Home Made Soap 
• Fly Fishing 

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Nude Beach
A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad.

His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, The boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother,

"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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At The Y
A little boy gets lost at the YMCA and accidentally wanders into the women's locker room. When he is spotted, the room bursts into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watches in amazement and then asks, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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Seatbelts
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!

As I was trying to compose an appropriate explanation for the kids, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back-seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

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Johnny & Janey
Little Johnny is telling Janey about the backyard at his new house.

"You know, there's a nudist club next door to us," says Johnny.

"Really?" exclaims Janey. "How do you know that?"

"Well, I got a look at them through a hole in the fence, and everybody was naked!"

"Naked!" replies Janey. "Were there boys and girls together?"

"I couldn't tell," Johnny admits. "None of them had any clothes on."

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Old Nudists

There were a couple of old gals in the local nursing home who were getting a little bored with the lack of excitement in their surroundings. They decided to liven things up and took their clothes off and walked through the local male gathering area in the buff.

One of the men poked the other one and asked if he had seen what just went by. The other replied yep he had seen it and whatever it was it sure did need ironing

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A Great HTML Error Page

Google lets slip talk of online storage service - Yahoo! News

Google lets slip talk of online storage service - Yahoo! News

Google Inc. is preparing to offer online storage to Web users, creating a mirror image of data stored on consumer hard drives, according to company documents that were mistakenly released on the Web.

The existence of the previously rumored GDrive online storage service surfaced after a blogger discovered apparent notes in a slide presentation by Google executives published on Google's site after its analysts presentation day last Thursday.

"With infinite storage, we can house all user files, including emails, web history, pictures, bookmarks, etc and make it accessible from anywhere (any device, any platform, etc)," the notes in the original Google presentation state.

Chief Executive Eric Schmidt in his presentation made a cryptic comment that one goal of Google was to "store 100 percent" of consumer information