I've Got A Secret....... Well Had.......

***Copy this entire list into your blog.
Colour everything about you that is true.
Leave plain anything that is false about you.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone else during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the Internet.
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights I cannot sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is NOT my most favorite place to have sex.
I am turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a web cam.
I have had sex over a web cam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if they turn me on.
I have been tied up during sex. (lightly)
I have had sex with someone who was tied up. (A lovely red silky scarf... Damn, I wonder where that went????)
I have dripped wax onto a lover's body.
I have had a lover drip wax onto my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex.
I have had sex in a burning building.(wtf?)
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines.
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget.
I think PLAYBOY is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn video.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on.
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex.
I would participate in sex research given the opportunity.
My current lover does not sufficiently meet my sexual needs.
I currently have a "crush" on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment.
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships. (Definitely not my current)
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I'm not having sex on a regular basis.
I sleep better with someone snuggled up next to me.
I have had sex under water.
I have had sex in the snow
I am in a polyamorous relationship.
I have to have music playing while having sex. (Most times anyways)
I have had more than ten orgasms in one night.(6 was my best....... )
I have flashed strangers.
I have given sex as a gift.
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex. (I wish!!!!)

Getting The Lowdown On Blogging

OK, so I've been bloging (in various locations) for a while now....... most blog communities have special days (Funnies Thursday, etc, etc, etc)

Here on BlogSpot, I've found:

• Whiney Wednesdays
• Half Nekked Thursdays (HNT)
• Fucking Fantastic Fridays (FFF)

Anyone know what the other 4 days are?

R

A South African Safari

Well, here we all are... in Sunny South Africa...

As a means of getting to the heart of the matter, a South African Safari is not a bad idea, but HELL..... we're in cyberspace... so how do we go about this one.....

Well, for starters, you can follow some of these links:

• www.africam.co.za - A Virtual Safari
  
• www.ccafrica.com - Conservation Corporation Africa - Some of the finest places to stay

If you know of any others, please add a comment....

R

South African Blogs

OK, so I've made a couple of changes in the last few days... I moved away from the MWEB Blog community.... a royal bunch of arseholes if you ask me.... constant blog wars... flaming and some HUGE ego's..... OK enough of that....

You will notice that I have a section on the right that links to South African Blogs....... It's something I think we should start to promote.....

So, If you are:

• From South Africa (It doesn't matter where you are right now)
  
• Maintain a blog (One post doesn't count)
  
• Have posted in the last 2 or 3 months
• Your content is not really TOO objectionalble (No spamming, link acquisition, link spamming, porn, etc, etc, etc) &
• I like what I see on your blog (Yes, this IS MY blog, I'll do what the hell I want on it......)

Simply leave a comment here with the details and a link to your blog & I'll take a look......

See Ya Around.......

Questions About South Africa

Questions about South Africa were posted on a South African Tourism Website and were answered by the website owner.

Q: Does it ever get windy in South Africa? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.

Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? (USA)
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Durban to Cape Town - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only two thousand kilometres. Take lots of water.

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in South Africa? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in South Africa? Can you send me a list of them in JHB, Cape Town, Knysna and Jeffrey's Bay? (UK)
A: What did your last slave die of?

Q: Can you give me some information about Koala Bear racing in South Africa? (USA)
A: Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific. A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe which does not... oh forget it. Sure, the Koala Bear racing is every Tuesday night in Hillbrow. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is north in South Africa? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 90 degrees. Contact us when you get there and we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into South Africa? (UK)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is.. oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Hillbrow, straight after the Koala Bear races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in South Africa? (France)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in South Africa? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in South Africa where the female population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in South Africa? (France)
A: Only at Christmas.

Q: Are there killer bees in South Africa? (Germany)
A: Not yet, but for you, we'll import them.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Cape Town and is milk available all year round? (Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilisation of vegan hunter-gatherers. Milk is illegal.

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in South Africa who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA)
A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All South African snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets.

Q: I was in South Africa in 1969, and I want to contact the girl I dated while I was staying in Hillbrow. Can you help? (USA)
A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

New Beginnings.......... Well Maybe!!!!!!!

Heya all.......

Well, I started this blog a couple of years ago as a stupid means to get some back links to a site that no longer exists...... hmmmm....... scratch that idea.......

So..... I deleted all the old posts and moved on.......

I think I'm going to turn this blog into a simple rendition of a complex life... more later....

R