10 March 2006

Nudist Kids - Nudist Beaches & Kids

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    Nude Beach
    A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

    She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

    The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger 'units' than his dad.

    His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

    Again satisfied with this answer, The boy returns to the ocean to play.

    Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother,

    "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

    At The Y
    A little boy gets lost at the YMCA and accidentally wanders into the women's locker room. When he is spotted, the room bursts into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

    The little boy watches in amazement and then asks, "What's the matter? Haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

    I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked!

    As I was trying to compose an appropriate explanation for the kids, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back-seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

    Johnny & Janey
    Little Johnny is telling Janey about the backyard at his new house.

    "You know, there's a nudist club next door to us," says Johnny.

    "Really?" exclaims Janey. "How do you know that?"

    "Well, I got a look at them through a hole in the fence, and everybody was naked!"

    "Naked!" replies Janey. "Were there boys and girls together?"

    "I couldn't tell," Johnny admits. "None of them had any clothes on."

    Old Nudists

    There were a couple of old gals in the local nursing home who were getting a little bored with the lack of excitement in their surroundings. They decided to liven things up and took their clothes off and walked through the local male gathering area in the buff.

    One of the men poked the other one and asked if he had seen what just went by. The other replied yep he had seen it and whatever it was it sure did need ironing

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